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WNA General Acro Recap, Nov. 20, 2013
Bold indicates round winner,
* indicates faceoff round (not counted)
_ indicates no score for that round
Middlekid 54, PoorBev 47, codder 47, LdyExecFL 41,
Hedgecats 39, Sitty 39, iHarry 37, Shelou 28,
Moderator 26, Ella 23, sindym 23, crazykanuck 7,
LAPilgrim 4, deebeagle7207 0
Hall of Fame Candidates
LdyExecFL: We should agree.
Middlekid: We shouldn’t assume.
PoorBev: We stand alone.
Hedgecats: We stand alone.
Shelou: Apparently, I’m fair game.
Middlekid: All is fair game
Hedgecats: I won’t call past five.
Sitty: I want certain people fired!
sindym: Eeyore is sad and frequently moody.
PoorBev: Everyone is steering away from me.
LdyExecFL: Cleaning fully in my kitchen, polishing oven.
Sitty: Can’t fight it, my kinfolk’s pretty outrageous.
codder: On solid ground. (5 votes)
Middlekid: Onto something good.
codder: My girlfriend has issues. (6 votes)
Hedgecats: Music gets her inspired.
LdyExecFL: Black cats are mostly superstition.
iHarry: Before Christmas are many sales.
codder: Walt Disney sketched.
LdyExecFL: We don’t stop.
LdyExecFL: I better have luck.
codder: I burnt his leaf.
codder: Anyone puts out for wine/
LdyExecFL: A person of fame, wealth.
Shelou: I’m hanging up. (6 votes)
PoorBev: I’m hanging up. (6 votes)
Hedgecats: It’s his undoing.
Moderator: Sometimes life is crazy.
codder: Some like it cold.
sindym: Santa likes it cold.
iHarry: Some like it cold.
PoorBev: Some like it cold.
PoorBev: She could let me help.
codder: Caught wife gambling all husband’s income.
Middlekid: Children will get a heavy influence.
sindym: Chocolate was gooey and hot inside.
iHarry: Can we get a hotdog instead?
Hedgecats: Friends are not in back like staff.
LdyExecFL: Let’s start over. (6 votes)
Sitty: Let’s start over. (6 votes)
iHarry: Let’s start over. (6 votes)
PoorBev: Let’s stay out.
Middlekid: Looking something over.
Hedgecats: Watching rain pour down.
Sitty: Without rules, people die.
Middlekid: Her friends really are disgusting.
codder: Husband finally remembered anniversary date.
Shelou: Packed up her suitcase and exited. (8 votes)
codder: Philadelphia’s symbol has massive Liberty Bell outside.
Hedgecats: Who’s poking me?
codder: Women play Mod.
Shelou: Wearing PoorBev’s muumuu.
codder: Old PoorBev walked away.
Hedgecats: Our palace washed away.
Hedgecats: Shelou ran my goose off!
PoorBev: Ask our help.
Middlekid: Always on hand.
Middlekid: Flowing in like water.
iHarry: Friday is ladies’ wrestling.
Hedgecats: Flew in like wind.
Middlekid: Friends won’t return our calls. (7 votes)
codder: Frequently we run off course.
Sitty: Front row offered neck kinky weirdness.
LdyExecFL: Friends rarely offer negativity, kindness works.
Ella: His plans came out in a diary.
LAPilgrim: Her picture came out, it’s all distorted.
codder: All is swell.
PoorBev: Aren’t I something?
LdyExecFL: Family expects big holiday.
PoorBev: Furry Easter bunny’s hopping.
Middlekid: My system’s frozen.
PoorBev: My stomach’s full.
Ella: Make some food.
Middlekid: He won’t forget me.
PoorBev: He’ll wait for me.
Middlekid: The final papers are in.
PoorBev: They found peace at island.
Hedgecats 55, Shelou 49, Middlekid 46, Moderator 45,
EMT_Chick 39, LdyExecFL 35, SuziWong 35, PoorBev 33,
sindym 16, codder 15, Rainy 11, The Maja 0
Round 1: “Title Of Story”
Hedgecats: “Four Drunken Broads” (5 votes)
Shelou: “Four Decades Back”
Middlekid: “Five Dead Bodies”
Round 2: What is the first name of each broad?
Shelou: Betty. Fiona. Wanda. Leona.
EMT_Chick: Babbs, Floozie, Wilma, Lativa
Round 3: Betty started out the night of partying by doing what?
PoorBev: Jello for shots, combination’s ingenious.
Middlekid: Jonesing for Southern Comfort injections.
Round 4: What was WAnda’s reaction to the shots?
Shelou: Raising fist, began with drinking chants.
Round 5: what drinking chant did wanda chant? (in quotes)
EMT_Chick: “Raise hands people, when I shout out!”
LdyExecFL: “Rumba here please while I sip one”
SuziWong: “Rum has power!” Wanda is sometimes obnoxious.
Round 6: What did the bouncer do all night?
Moderator: Cursed unruly women.
SuziWong: Corraled unruly women.
Round 7: Why were the police called?
LdyExecFL: It’s a gang situation.
SuziWong: Inevitabely a gunfight started.
Round 8: How did the broads escape the police?
PoorBev: Cops set free, decidedly generous.
Round 9: Where did they go after the bar closed?
Middlekid: Venue at North Jersey shore, Friendly’s.
Hedgecats: Vanished, and nobody jailed soused females.
Round 10: What did they order at Friendly’s?
LdyExecFL: They wanted burgers, include fries please now.
Round 11: Where did they go after Friendly’s?
Middlekid: Inn suite nearby. (5 votes)
Hedgecats: I suspect Nantucket.
Round 12: What did they do once they entered their room?
sindym: Slept on floor, wasted.
Moderator: Slept on floor wantonly.
Round 13: what did they do when they woke up?
Middlekid: Left hotel, massage and sauna.
Hedgecats: Ladies had meal at seaside.
LdyExecFL: Stripping probably allowed.
Middlekid: Spa provided affecition
Middlekid: Ultimately happy, perplexed women.
LdyExecFL: Usually hate politics, walking.
Middlekid: Ladies rented hotel on arrival.
LdyExecFL: Ladies really had one angst.
Round 1: “Title Of Stiry”
Middlekid: “Buckingham Palace Fire” (6 votes)
sindym: “Bride Pitched Fit”
Round 2: How did the fire start?
PoorBev: It was frankly suspicious.
Middlekid: In wastebasket fire started.
Round 3: What clues did the firemen find?
EMT_Chick: Doused matches, Edwards reddened hands. (5 votes)
Shelou: Dead matches everywhere really helped.
Round 4: Astrology
Middlekid: Justified suspicion of having caused fire.
Round 5: What was the motive?
Hedgecats: Edward hated William for acting very prissy. (6 votes)
SuziWong: Edward hated Windsor family’s airs, very proper.
Round 6: How did the royal family get William cleared?
EMT_Chick: They spent millions.
Shelou: They switched magistrates.
Round 7: Who was the lead detective?
LdyExecFL: Private Inspector, Henry Eggins.
Round 8: What did the Inspector discover about Katherine?
Moderator: Probably her sexually explicit adventures.
SuziWong: PI heard she’s expecting again.
Round 9: What parts of the palace were damaged by the fire?
Hedgecats: Royal historic wing got art damage. (6 votes)
Moderator: Rear house was gutted and destroyed.
Hedgecats: London felt smoky.
Middlekid: London fog swelled.
EMT_Chick: Lousy fire starter.
Hedgecats: Story of a fire.
Middlekid: Smouldering outside around family.
Middlekid: It’s finally doused causing joy.
Hedgecats: It’s fire destroyed country’s joy.
Round 1: “Title Of Story”
Shelou: “Dangerous Road Conditions”
Hedgecats: “Dance Recital Cancelled”
Round 2: What do you have to watch out for on the road?
PoorBev: The heavy snow’s windblown.
Moderator: The hysterical swerving women.
Round 3: There was an accident, who was in the car?
Moderator: Hippies in pink outdated Volkswagon. (8 votes)
Round 4: Where were the hippies going in the winter storm?
Moderator: Jam in our backyard after party.
Round 5: Bands/music at the party?
Shelou: Doobies, oh and Eagles, singing with Blondie.
PoorBev: Doobies, obviously, and Eagles sing with bravado.
Round 6: what did the sign say alerting of the road condition?
Shelou: “Snow Over Ice”
Round 7: why didn’t the hippies heed the sign?
Shelou: Grass smoking hindered intelligence. (5 votes)
codder: Getting stoned, hippies ignored.
Moderator: Never party intoxicated.
Shelou: Nimrods played ice.
Moderator: One should always look.
Shelou: Our streetcleaners are lazy.
Moderator: Some acid did hippie’s overdose!
Shelou: Sliding around doing Holey O’s.
WNA Something Else Recap, Oct 30, 2013
Moderator 55, PoorSoul 55, SuziWong 43, Hedgecats 42,
LdyExecFL 41, sindym 37, Middlekid 35, The Mummy 32,
codder 32, iHarry 32, Sitty 29, BooRaindley 21,
hamlette 17, crazykanuck 4, cousinLAPit 1
Non-HOF Acros with 6 or more votes
Round 1: Someone you would NOT want to be your OR (operating room) nurse
sindym: Charlie Manson obviously. (6 votes)
hamlette: Cantankerous muppet, Oscar.
Round 2: What animal would you not expect to find in an apartment?
Moderator: Manatees are not housebroken. (6 votes)
iHarry: Moose are not homey. (6 votes)
Round 3: Why did the elf go to the penitentiary?
Sitty: He detonated Clause’s sleigh again.
LdyExecFL: He did crimes, Santa’s annoyed.
The Mummy: He did cookie slinging assault.
Round 4: What happens if we forget to “remember the Alamo”?
PoorSoul: Then it has no legendary dimension.
SuziWong: Texas isn’t happy now, looking distressed.
hamlette: Texans initiate having national law decreed.
Round 5: Name and/or describe a yoga position at a weight-loss center
Moderator: “A Fat Cow Genuflecting” exercises waists best. (5 votes)
Middlekid: “A Fat Curl”, grab extra wide buttocks.
Round 6: Someone you would NOT want to be your OR (operating room) nurse
Hedgecats: Goofy looks ominous.
Middlekid: George Lopez obviously.
PoorSoul: Goldfinger lacks oomph.
Round 7: What animal would you not expect to find in an apartment?
Hedgecats: Furniture wouldn’t appreciate rhino.
BooRaindley: Forget wanting a rhino.
SuziWong: Fat walrus around refrigerator.
Round 8: Why did the elf go to the penitentiary?
LdyExecFL: Robbed Claus, made Santa broke.
PoorSoul: Ransacked Christmas manger scene badly. (5 votes)
Round 9: What happens if we forget to “remember the Alamo”?
Moderator: Crazy southern gents have panic attacks. (6 votes)
SuziWong: Conflict starts getting heated, people annihilated.
PoorSoul: Time for vacation.
Moderator: Teenagers fear vampires.
PoorSoul: Take care of family.
Moderator: This candy’s old, fattening.
PoorSoul: I stop for pretty girls.
Moderator: I should find peace gracefully.
Round 1: Honk if you…
Moderator: …enjoy outdoor activities. (6 votes)
iHarry: …envy our attitude.
Round 2: Use a state capital in your acro
Middlekid: Providence’s view is beautiful.
The Mummy: Pretty views in Baltimore.
Round 3: Pander time!
LdyExecFL: Exec does it around Florida.
codder: Everyone defeats iHarry at Faceoff.
PoorSoul: Everyone denies iHarry’s a foe.
Hedgecats: Every day iHarry acts funny.
Round 4: Write something poetic that doesn’t rhyme.
PoorSoul: Blue lavender scent awakes wondrous remembrances.
sindym: Blowing leaves sway. Autumn’s wind resounds. (5 votes)
iHarry: Blue lakes shine as water roams.
Middlekid: Blissful love stirs a woman’s reflexes.
Round 5: Use a color in your acro
SuziWong: My denim was fuschia or hardly indigo. (5 votes)
Round 6: Honk if you…
SuziWong: …see no hope.
Round 7: Use a state/province capital in your acro
Moderator: Ontario hates British Columbia.
The Mummy: Often Halifax becomes cold.
Round 8: Pander time!
Moderator: Our Sitty’s pistol entertains regularly.
codder: Only Sitty packs exciting revolvers.
Round 9: Write something poetic that doesn’t rhyme.
SuziWong: Misty rain is wetting grass sadly.
PoorSoul: My romance is waning, going south.
Moderator: Running is aerobic.
SuziWong: Roll it away.
Moderator: Time will heal damage.
SuziWong: They want him dead.
Moderator: IHOP sells cheap breakfast food.
SuziWong: I sometimes cough before farting.
Round 1: Sign on Noah’s ark, in quotes
PoorSoul: “Don’t Upset Boars”
Round 2: The name of your pirate ship
Sitty: “Wild Parrot” bearing crackers.
iHarry: We’re pirate boat Cutlass.
Round 3: Name a scary place and why
The Mummy: Mausoleum’s spooky, perhaps death calls.
LdyExecFL: Me seeing Proctologist, discussing colonoscopy.
PoorSoul: Many spiders permeate damp caves.
Round 4: Favorite Halloween candy and why
Moderator: Fresh licorice is especially sweet candy.
PoorSoul: Favor licorice, I’ll eat stringy candy.
Round 5: Pander time!
LdyExecFL: One woman demolition, SuziWong’s brings proper rhetoric. (5 votes)
BooRaindley: Our wry dame, sindym, beats PoorSoul regularly.
Round 6: Sign on Noah’s ark, in quotes
SuziWong: “Boarding Only Couples” (5 votes)
codder: “Boarding Only Couples” (5 votes)
Moderator: “Behave On Cruise”
Round 7: The name of your pirate ship
SuziWong: “Happy Little Rum Operation” (5 votes)
codder: “Her Loyal Royal Order”
Round 8: Name a scary place and why
codder: Scary demons in prison’s basement.
iHarry: Smelly dungeon is pretty bad.
Hedgecats: Somewhere damp in pitch blackness.
Round 9: Favorite Halloween candy and why
Hedgecats: Really huge Butterfingers get my attention.
Moderator: Rollos have best gooey middle, always.
Round 10: Pander time!
Hedgecats: Sitty’s been getting angry over voyeur iHarry. (5 votes)
sindym: Sindy’s best games are often very interesting.
Moderator: Halloween’s for silliness.
Hedgecats: Hide from strangers.
Hedgecats: Time has been wasted.
Moderator: Terrorists have bad weapons.
Hedgecats: Go backwards like a frog.
Moderator: Good book libraries are fantastic.
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